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Post by Carrie on Oct 9, 2004 10:00:38 GMT 1
I consider Wal-Mart to be God's gift to shoppers. Literally, here are the similitudes I have noticed between the kingdom of Heaven and the Kingdom of Everyday Low Prices.
Heaven: St. Peter greets you at the gates Wal-Mart: Some old geezer named Peter greets you at the automatic doors
Heaven: Eternal Wal-Mart: Open 24 hours
Heaven: Where old people go when they expire Wal-Mart: Where old people go when the retire
Heaven: Plenty of Room for everyone who loves God Wal-Mart: Plenty of Parking for Everyone
Heaven: Golden-haired angels shouting the glory of God Wal Mart: Purple-haired obese women shouting for a price check on diapers
Heaven: Salvation and redemption no matter what your sin Wal-Mart: Full money refund on no matter what your complaint
Heaven: EDLP = Every Do-gooder lives peacefully Wal-Mart: EDLP = Every day low prices
Heaven: Sam Walton -- now a resident! Wal-Mart: Sam's choice cola -- now on sale!
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Post by bopbopbibi on Oct 14, 2004 15:18:52 GMT 1
;D
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