Post by Carrie on Oct 15, 2004 14:42:08 GMT 1
* Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
* Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down. .
* Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
* Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."
* Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
* Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left, " she turned around and went home.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund. .
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
* Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
* Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
* Yo mama's so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
* Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
* Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store..
* Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a sthingy.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
* Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
* Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she took you to the drive-in to see "Closed for the season."
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.
* Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down. .
* Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
* Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."
* Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
* Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left, " she turned around and went home.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund. .
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
* Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
* Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
* Yo mama's so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
* Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
* Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store..
* Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a sthingy.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
* Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
* Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she took you to the drive-in to see "Closed for the season."
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.
* Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
